From the peerless charlie brooker. Does what it says on the tin (he's a as well imo)
quotes:
Woman:”now olay regentis is the worst kept secret in beauty”
Brooker:”Yea and whos fault is that you f**king terrerhawk?!”
Random bloke:”I am addicted”
Brooker:”No you am a dickhead”
Duration : 0:4:59
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